Deploy happiness.
Scale purrformance.
PurrCloud is a lightweight platform for teams who want their product to feel fast, reliable, and oddly comforting. We turn your “it works on my machine” into “it works everywhere” — with a cat.
*Measured in good vibes per second. Your mileage may vary.
Live status
One-liner
Also we have cats.”
Quick stats
Instant deploys
Ship updates in seconds. Your users will think you’re a wizard. Your cat will think you’re late for dinner.
Secure by default
Automatic HTTPS, modern protocols, and sensible defaults. We take security seriously — and naps even more seriously.
Scales with you
From “side project” to “why is it trending?” without changing your workflow. Purrformance is built in.
Starter
- ✓ 1 project
- ✓ Basic analytics
- ✓ Community support
- ✓ 1 cat emoji
Pro
- ✓ Unlimited projects
- ✓ Faster deploys
- ✓ Priority support
- ✓ Unlimited cat emojis
Enterprise
- ✓ Dedicated onboarding
- ✓ Custom SLA
- ✓ Security reviews
- ✓ A real cat CTO*
*CTO stands for Cat That Oversees.
Our team
We’re a distributed team of engineers, designers, and professional loafers.
Is this a real product?
It’s as real as your motivation at 3 AM. The page is a friendly demo, and the cats are 100% authentic.
Do you store cookies?
Only the edible kind. 🍪
What’s your uptime?
We aim for 99.99% uptime and 100% purrtime.
Why cats?
Because nothing says “trustworthy internet service” like a calm feline supervising your infrastructure.